Desert Island
- Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?
- Jim: I guess.
- Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.
- Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.
- Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…
- Jim: Nice. Smart.
- Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
